The Horse

The Horse, also known by fans as Phil, is a cryptid. He was given this status due to his anomalous nature as the universe's only two-dimensional being. He is one of the unholy spawn of Saturn and Princess Luna. In addition to his anomalous nature, Phil is also special needs, and needs constant attention so that he does not get into trouble.

Appearance
The Horse is a Celestian by anatomy. However, due his nature as a two-dimensional being, he can only be seen from the side, and any other angle would result in a skewed image. His body is a light shade of gray, with red hair and blue eyes. He also possess wings on each side, but because he is flat, they cannot achieve lift. He has a red splotch as his tramp stamp; what it actually is is unknown.

History
The Horse was born after Saturn had hot steamy intercourse with Princess Luna. Approximately 9 months later, he was born. Due to his nature as a two-dimensional being, his birth sliced open Luna's vagina, permanently damaging it and eventually leading to he banishment to the Shadow Realm. He is now typically under the care of an unnamed foster home, but Saturn is frequently tasked with babysitting him. This leads to several humorous moments, and gives Saturn some development as he slightly grows as a father.

Trivia

 * He is named "The Horse" because Saturn cannot remember his actual name at any point
 * His tramp stamp has been implied to be the following things: the blood of the innocent, period blood, red paint, and strawberry jam